The Rogue Nation of Zombie 38 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Gator Bob with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.758 billion Zombie 38ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kid Gloves. The average income tax rate is 23.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Zombie 38ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,833 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 209,340 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, the relatives of suicide victims tend to be angry rather than sad, and 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zombie 38's national animal is the giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Brains.

Zombie 38 is ranked 284,886^th in the world and 715^th in NationStates for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 15.06 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.